To wit: That horsepistol I recently visited.
Entity: Sarah D. Culbertson Memorial Hospital
CEO: Lynn Stanbaugh <-- Oh! LOOK! ANOTHER female in a "position of....." Need I go on, Knotts?
Her addy: 1stanbaugh@SDCMH.org
DON't worry about your vocabulary or phraseology. Whatever, it will be "GOT".
Paint me golder or as a lousy bagfullamutherfuckers who should DIAF.
It'll be "GOT"
Long/short/shot fulla misspellings, Etc.: It don't matter.
It'll be "GOT".
Meh
As I was typing this an idea hit me.
That I should begin my memo in the form of a spamish-looking intarweb "WARNING":
"Are your servers adequately protected against an unexpected invasion?
Well then, if you DON'T KNOW, you'd best find out, and QUICKLY too!
"Why?"
On account of the loada "thanks"-type emails your servers' gonna get hit with in about 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 "
...and then go into date/time/place/why/who type details.
Aside: I did a search andn glommed onto a phone number and made a single caal that concluded after maybe 3 - 3 minutes.
Gave a thumbnail sketch of what my intentions were and the LADY practically fell all over herself in an effort the info I'd requested.
Tough nut to crack?
Not so much.
In closing, I set her up for a fall.
"There IS one, single gray cloud, though. I perceived one, single thing that can maybe stand room for improvement. Wouldja like to know what it is?"
her: "CERTAINLY!"
"NOT.
ONE.
DAMN.
THING."
She was STUNNED to silence!
This fucker's GONNA go viral dammit.
"Howso? We're so few."
Faced with climbing a hill, waddya do? You start with the 1st small step.
THEN...............
You HING TO DAMMAD that jut maybe Mrs Dammad KNOWS A WAY to enlist a handful of [from nationwide] medical typed thingys...
THEN..........
You guys HAVE heard of DIGG and Reddit, haven't you?
Twain? nah
He's got ZERO contacts in the medical community, and, hell, his students would have ZERO interest in such a wacky notion...
meh.
They might ACTUALLY hafta put a few more servers online after all.
crap
It just hit me. Assuming I get any kind of 'pat' response, IMAGINE the comparison IF/when I get a response from a warm body...
My brain just melted
